
“For the last time, Emmet: no I will not sing Love is an Open Door with you! I know you think this is some kind of cute live-action movie but it’s not. That movie you saw was my life and somehow I ended up here. I’m trying to fit in to your weird society and failing completely. I don’t understand the need for school or for homework. Though I do really appreciate you letting me crash at your mini-castle but I really need you to focus and help me get back to my home.
Also the fact that you illegally downloaded me really does not help your situation. I saw you downloaded that movie on your weird computer thing. I’m not judging or anything but it says you’ve watched it over eighty times.”